Pure

Actual quote off my Himalayan bottle of water:

I am so pure I make a worldly worn-out cliche like "pure" seem new again. So pristine, I could have only survived twelve hundred meters above the rest of the world. So removed, the only things I've been in contact with before you are sun, wind, earth and snow. I am one of the purest things you've laid your hands on. I hope you're thirsty.

I didn't realize I was sullying the bottle until I'd poured in a packet of crystal light turning my pure water bright red.

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